Steve announcing that Microsoft has purchased Apple. The amin changes are:
- The iPhone will be renamed iGates and use ham radio frequencies. To accomodate the embedded keyboard, the form factor will change to 12" x 5" x 2" and fit easily in most back packs.
- The updated MS-TV will use video tape, rather than expensive hard drives, to lower the cost.
- The Mac computer line will be replaced with Acers running a secretly developed over the past decade MS-Linux. Internet Explorer M8/07a-1.0 will be the only software that will run on the new configurations (except when in a special Commodore Pet emulation mode). The new cpus will require a minimum of 1 terrabyte of ram and 1 exabyte of hard drive space for the basic installation. A disk farm of 20 exabytes will be needed for a full install of MS-Linux Penultimate. All new systems will be completely portable, with the new technology breakthrough mercury/polonium power cells. The battery pack weighs approximately 400 pounds less its lead shield, and can be configured with an optional set of wheels for a small charge. THe pack powers a cpu for 20 minutes and completely recharges in 3 days when connected to a 3-phase, 440 v., 250A power source.

Enjoy the keynote...

10 Does that mean that Applescript will be replaced with BASICA?
20 I for one am sick of those 'repeat' loops.
30 Here's to 'goto' statements!

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~Jayson <www.kempinger.us>

Polonium doesn't need a lead shield, it's an alpha and beta emetter. A bit of aluminum foil will do just fine. Or glass, glass works too.