One solution, obviously, was to install the updates. But that's just a waste of resources.
So my solution was to go into /Library/Receipts/ and create a new folder for each update I wanted to make "disappear" and name each folder after each language. For example, for the "Brazilian Portuguese Language" update, I created a folder called "BrazilianPortuguese.pkg". Just take the name of the languge (leave out the words "language" and "support"), remove the spaces and append .pkg to it. Tada! No more update! Also, if you have them "inactive" and want to do this, please "activate" them before you do. I had some problems when I didn't. If you don't like the result or want to use one of those updates later, just delete the folder/package.
Hope this comes in handy to some people. I'm happy because my "Software is up to date!" :)
[Editor's note: Untested here, but it makes sense when you look at /Library/Receipts.]

